Drop It Like It’s Hot of the Day: A Vegas stripper reached a new low over the weekend when she face-planted off her pole and patrons caught it on camera. (She’s fine — just a broken nose.)
In other strip club news, Mother of the Year Brandi Jo Roman drunkenly ditched her two youngsters in a hot car while she ogled strippers for a bit. (The kids are fine — mom faces child neglect charges.)
Kristen Stewart issued an apology for her relationship with director Rupert Sanders, which became public after US Weekly exposed the two cheating on their own partners (Robert Pattinson and Liberty Ross, respectively):
I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.